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Just like in my title that it was settled. Friday, February 18th 2011 and when Kick was still 10-years old just like in original stories. Kick went to the cave and do some stunts with his skateboard.
Kick: Chimichanga!
And on the other hand Kendall and Ronaldo created some a strange machine with two room and some teleport machine. And it was Ronaldo's science project for something strange.
Ronaldo: What do you think about it Kendall dearest...
Kendall: Ohh... it's beautiful Ronaldo... I can wait to body swap with you...
Ronaldo: Me too, darling...
But since Kick do some stunts he arrived at them and almost crashes to the machine. And he saw the machine and muttered.
Kick: Ah, biscuit.
And so he destroy the machine. The machine was malfunctioning and worked out of control. It didn't swap Kendall and Ronaldo. But Kendall and Ronaldo swap with another people. And the very huge ray shine from the cage into all of Mellowbrook . After Kick was awaken he saw that something strange happened.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Wha... What happened... (after saw Kendall's hand) Eh!? Why my hand become smaller? I'm wearing a pink-green sweater, I got long blonde hair too! And wearing skirt! This is must be a dream! It can be!? (Then he saw himself in the mirror that he's already in Kendall's body) WHAT THE BISCUIT!? I'm Kendall! (freak out) Ahhhhhhh!!!! This can't be happening! I'm a girl now! Noooooo!!!!!
Kendall (in Kick's body): Shut it Clarence! Because of you I can't body swap with Ronaldo. (saw Kick in her body) What!? Why I can see myself. It means that... A jumpsuit! Helmet! And.... (saw herself in mirror that she's already i Kick's body) no... nonono.... AHHHHHHH!!! I'm in Clarence body! This is nightmare!
Kick (in Kendall's body): Well this is your fault, Kendall! Because of you I must go to mall and went shopping and I hate both of it!
Kendall (in Kick's body): Why the hell you think that it was my fault! I'm not the one who invented this body swap machine! It's was Ronaldo!
Then Kick and Kendall looked at Ronaldo angrily and he grins nervously.
Ronaldo: Hahaha... Sorry guys, but I have to go.
Then Ronaldo run away from both Kick and Kendall while scared. Kick and Kendall still panicked because they knew that they're in wrong bodies.
Kendall (in Kick's body): I don't know why I'm still dating with Ronaldo until now and I want to body swap with him.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Looks like you now his dork side now, aren't you.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Yeah. Too bad I know it now. By the way I'm still want my body back!
Kick (in Kendall's body): Me too. If I'm still stuck in this body I will life with a cosmetic, clothes, and other girly stuff. Just like Brianna on her pageant competition. When I dresses myself as a girl.
Kendall (in Kick's body): So, you ever dress as a girl before?
Kick (in Kendall's body): Yeah! By an accident. Because she stole my Trike X-5.
Suddenly Gunther came to Kick and Kendall. But he still didn't know about both of them are body swapped.
Gunther: Hey Kick! Do you find the treasure that Dead Man Dave has kept?
Kick (in Kendall's body): No. But Ronaldo accidentally swapped our body.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Because of him hit the machine! If he didn't do it I'm switch bodies with Ronaldo now! But now I become a fun-sized daredevil now!
Kick (in Kendall's body): What did you say about me!? Fun-sized!?
Kendall (in Kick's body): Yeah! You're short and flat! That's why you're a fun-size!
Gunther: Hey! Stop it guys! Okay. So now who is who?
Kick (in Kendall's body): This is me, Kick. 11-years old and a daredevil. And your my wingman. Your parents run business in Food n' Fix.
Gunther: And if Kick in Kendall's body it means that Kendall is the vice versa of you.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Exactly!
Gunther: (sigh and look at "Kendall") Okay this is kinda creepy. I wonder something that I and Kick only know.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Okay. Let me tell you something that I and you know. Remember when we came to cinema to watch Rock Callahan Zombie Motorcross when Pantsy kicked me from the cinema because he tore up the ticket that I bought and I called you to help me against Pantsy and his employee and we rape out his pants and the cinema cause the water to come out and finally we able to watch the cinema along with Mouth.
Gunther: Kick. It is you! By the way, where's Ronaldo.
Kendall (in Kick's body): He ran away because he's afraid and didn't want turned us back to our body.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Then we must find a solution to swap our body back. By working together! Whose with me!?
Kendall (in Kick's body): (saw Kick's watch) Oh no! I'm late! Today I'm gonna have a debate competition and it's gonna start in 30 minutes from now! I can't be late for that.
Gunther: Wait the minute. If your in Kick's body it means that you didn't allowed to do the debate competition. Only Kick is the only one whose allowed to joined the competition.
Kendall (in Kick's body): (started to angry) Right...
Kick (in Kendall's body): It means the time when you want to body swap with Ronaldo was you want to free from the debate competition, am I right?
Kendall (in Kick's body): What did you say Clarence! Well... to be honest.... Yeah. I just wish that I have more time for freedom rather than studying like I usually do Kick. I really wanted to be more like you instead of being an overachiever prisoner like I usually am. That's why I wanted to be in Ronaldo's body, but now I'm in your body. I guess I have just to enjoy it now.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Don't worry about the debate competition, Kendall. I will do it and I will win for you! No matter what it takes.
Kendall (in Kick's body): (hug Kick) Oh thank you so much, Kick! I've never been this happier before!
Kick (in Kendall's body): You're welcome, Kendall.
Gunther: Well... looks like there relationship become better and better by times. I expected no less from the two new lovebirds.
And so Kick in Kendall's body with Gunther rushed into Mellowbrook School with his skateboard.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Come on Gunther! There's no time to lose!
Gunther: Yeah! I'm on your side, Kick!
They finally arrived at school and meet Principal Henry.
Principal Henry: Kendall! Thank goodness you're here! You just made on time.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Okay Principal. Who's I'm gonna challenge this time?
Principal Henry: (Pointed at Principal Rival and Henry) Our greatest rival all the time.
After Principal showed Kick their rival. The greatest rival in Mellowbrook School. Javier and Principal Rival came to them.
Javier: Well, well,well. Looks like we met again Kendall.
Kick (in Kendall's body): So this is Javier, right?
Javier: As you know that this is our competition of fate who's gonna decided which who has a better school between two of us. Are you ready to taste your own defeat?
Kick (in Kendall's body): I don't do fail! Defeat has just been ripped out from force of justice.
Javier: We'll see about that.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Maybe so.
And so the fierce competition between Kick and Javier has just started. As a lot of people were falied to win the battle the only lasted contestant was Kick and Javier only. And this was the final battle. Only one more battle and the winner will be decided.
Judge: Okay so we only have two more competitor. We have Kendall Perkins from Mellowbrook School and Javier. And the final word is…. Complexion. Javier, would you want to know what the meaning of the words?
Javier: That won’t be necessary. C-O-M-P-L-E-X-I-O-N.
Judge: That’s correct. Now Kendall Perkins. Can you spell Complexion?
Kick (in Kendall’s body): Sure. But can you tell the meaning of it?
Judge: Complexion is the rally motorsport base on car production. Like Lancer Evolution RS or Subaru Impreza Type RA.
Kick (in Kendall’s body): Complexion. C-O-M-P-L-E-X-I-O-N.
Judge: That is… correct. Looks like it’s a draw. Do you guys have an idea to decide the victory?
Kick (in Kendall’s body): That’s simple. Dodgeball!!!
And so Kick and Javier compete each other in dodgeball battle. Since Kick was an expert in dodgeball, his skill obviously outstanding compare to Javier. After the match was over between Javier and Kick in Kendall’s body. Kick won tis battle and Javier lost.
Javier: Looks like I expect no less from the ace girl of Mellowbrook. Comngratulations Kendall! You win this one (shake hands).
Kick (in Kendall’s body): Thank you Javier!
Javier: But this is not the last of us! I promise that I will win on the next competition! And I won’t lose to you next time.
Kick (in Kendall’s body): In your dreams, Javier! I won’t lose to you as well too.
Javier: Maybe so! Goodbye. We will meet again in the match day someday.
Gunther: (to Kick) Well played old champ.
Suddenly. A girl with long brown hair, red headband, wearing blue sweater, and jeans came to Kendall. Her name is Felicia.
Felicia: Kendall! Congratulations for you victory against Javier.
Kick (in Kendall’s body): Thank you Fel.
Felicia: By the way. Today I will find you a new clothes. For all this time you only wear this green pink sweater, right?
Kick (in Kendall's body): Clothes? You mean?
Felicia: That's right! We're goning to mall to buy you new clothes.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Mall!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
And so Kendall and Felicia arrived at mall and heading to the clothes store. Kick started to get angry.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Looks like being Kendall is worse than I though....
Felicia: And here we are. The clothes shop!
Kick (in Kendall;s body): I hate this... so much!!!
And Kick tried several clothes that Felicia chose for her. For example dresses, skirt, shirt, princess dress, rabbit, chinese clothes, and cops. And it wasn;t end until that. Kick in Kendall's b ody wondered.
Kick (in Kendall's body): When this will end?
Meanwhile Kendall in Kick's body. She was skateboarding to Kick's house and yelled happily.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Finally! The freedom that I'd always dream of!
After Kendall arrived at Kick's house. She was resting at the family room bench seat.
Kendall (in Kick's body): With this I'm not gonna go back to my old body. And I'm happy with it.
Brad: Hey Dilweed! Do you ready for you 12 o' clock punch!?
Kendall (in Kick's body): 12 o'clock punch? What does it mean?
Brad: No time to explain Dilweed! Now I'm gonna pound you for sure!
And Brad severely beaten off Kendall in Kick's body. And she was ended with a lot of bruises and blood covered her face.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Looks like it's hard to be Clarence after all. I really miscalculated about a previous fact. At least thing can't be worse.
Suddenly two police officer, Mark and Irwin came to Buttowski house. Kendall in Kick's body shocked.
Mark: Are you Kick Buttowski?
Kendall (in Kick's body): Yes. May I help you?
Mark: You got yourself a fine for a massive littering! Here's your bill!
Kendall (in Kick's body): One million dollar!? I don't have that kind of money!
Mark: Maybe you can work to clear this bill.
And so Kendall picked up the trash to make the highway clean but it wasn't ended very quickly since Clark Garmann pilled her with his trash so she won't make the highway clean.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Looks like I understand why being Kick is hard as well. I guess I have no choice.
Kick (in Kendall's body): I have no choice!
Kick and Kendall: But to tell Kick(Kendall) that I learn something very important about his(her) life!
Kick (in Kendall's body): Kendall! There's something that I need to tell you!
And so Kick in Kendall's body ran away from Felicia and the clothes shop to met Kendall in Kick's body. And Kendall did the same thing just like Kick did.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Kick! There's something that I need to tell you!
Kendall left her job cleaning the highway to met Kick. And so both of them ran to met each other and suddenly they hit and met each other in Cul-De-Sac complex.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Kendall!
Kendall (in Kick's body): Kick!
Kick (in Kendall's body): I'm really sorry to what I've done to you for all this time! Now I know that it's hard being you!
Kendall (in Kick's body): And I'm sorry too Kick! For being mean and bossy to you. From now on I'm promise that I will be a better person for you.
Kick (in Kendall's body): (hugs Kendall in his body) Thank you Kendall!
Kendall (in Kick's body): You too Kick!
Kick (in Kendall's body): Okay. Now what we really need to do is go back to our each body.
Kendall (in Kick;s body): But how?
Kick (in Kendall's body): Ronaldo! He's the one who make us switch bodies. So what we need to do is find out what to do to make us return to our each body back. Come one! Let's go to Ronaldo lab!
And so Kick and Kendall went to to Ronaldo and go to his lab. Before they entered the lab. Kendall said the password to the lab.
Kick (in Kendall's body): After you my lady.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Sweety face
The gate opened. Kick and Kendall found where the body swap antidote potion was. And both of them were found it on the top of the rack just like last year. Kick would reach the top of the rack but...
Kick (in Kendall's body): I will climb this rack. But I need your help? Do you with me?
Kendall (in Kick's body): Yes! I've never been this ready on my entire life!
And so Kick and Kendall climbed over Ronaldo's lab rack for the potion. Kick and Kendall fight fearlessly to reach the top of the rack. And they're finally reach the top of the rack.
Kick (in Kendall's body): Awesome skills.
Kendall (in Kick's body): Awesome reflexes.
Kick (in Kendall's body): You did better Kendall.
Kendall (in Kick's body): No you're better!
Kick (in Kendall's body): No you are.
But suddenly with the imprressed each other conversation. Both of them accidentally dropped the potion. And both of them chase the potion so they can returned to their own bodies. By running through the bottom of rack. Kick got the potion but it was drained. But one tear drop still on sky. Kick and Kendall chase the last drop and stick it into the holding hands. Finally Kick and Kendall returned to their original bodies!
Kendall: We're back!
Kick: Kendall! Looks like today is really a long day that we learn something important.
Kendall: Yeah! We did learn it. That being other people is harder than we thought.
Kick: Right... And we must not become enemies after we know this. From now on let's be friends!
Kendall: (hugs Kick) Thank you Kick!
But when both Kick and Kendall hugh each other. Suddenly Felicia, Mark, Irwin, and Ronaldo came angrily at them.
Felicia, Mark Irwin, and Ronaldo: There you are!
Felicia: Kendall! I can't believe that you leave me alone without let me know where you are!
Mark: You're not done your job to clean this highway.
Irwin: Looks like someone is going to be arrested.
Mark: Not today Irwin. We come here not to arest him.
Irwin: Oh man...
Ronaldo: You cheated on me darlng! How could you!?
Kendall: Well... you're the one who brought us into this mess! You're the one who swapped my and Kick's body, right!?
Ronaldo: I.... I can explain about it.
And so all of them were fighting about each other problems. But Kick has a solution to solve the problem. Before it was happened, he told Kendall first.
Kick: I think I have an idea about this.
And Kick whispoered to Kendall and Kendall agreed with Kick's opinion. And both of them using the body swap machine and swap four of their body.
Ronaldo (in Mack's body): AHHHHH!!! I'M STUCK IN UNDERWEIGHT POLICE OFFICER BODY!!! This can't be happening! (crying)
Mack (in Felicia's body): Wow! I'm a girl now! This is gonna be awesome!
Felicia (in Ronaldo's body): Bla...bla...bla...bla...bla...bla...bla....
Irwin (in Mack's bdoy): Oh yeah! I finally can arrest people by this body!
Kick: Well.... looks like things just got all-right.
Kendall: Yeah. I hope they will learn their own lesson.
And so four of them are stuck in each other body. Ronaldo become Irwin, Mack become Felicia, Felicia become Ronaldo, and Irwin become Mack. Will they return to each own bodies? Maybe yes or no
The End.
